- I will not eat anything rated higher than 1,000 on the Scoville scale during the 24 hours preceding take-off
- I will do everything in my power to avoid police attention in countries where they write in their own special alphabet
- In countries where security guards routinely carry machine guns, I will not carry anything more valuable than a machine gun
- I will not attempt to upgrade the OS on my laptop, nor the firmware on my iPod, iPad, iPhone, or iAnything during the 24 hours preceding take-off
- I will not attempt to use superglue on the day that I am due to fly
That is all.



